Additions to Albert Goldbarth's "Library" by Poets Previously Featured on Poetry Daily
Andrew Hudgins | Daisy Fried | Barbara Hamby | David Kirby | Laure-Anne Bosselaar Virgil Suárez | James Richardson | Margot Schilpp | Nick Carbo | Denise Duhamel David Lehman | Rachel Loden | Bruce A. Jacobs | Christina Davis | Jeffrey Levine Dorianne Laux | Angelo Verga | Judith Taylor | James Reiss | Laura Kasischke Peter Makuck | Charles H. Webb | Ron Koertge | Douglas Goetsch | Bob Hicok Matthea Harvey | Kim Addonizio
Andrew Hudgins:
This book don't carry no gamblers, this book. This book is leaving in the morning, this book. This book don't
carry no rustlers, this book— no street walkers, no two-bit hustlers. This book is bound for glory, this book This
is the book of sweet aloha. This magic book, so different and so new, just like any other, till it met you. This
book wants you back again.
Daisy Fried:
This is the book I have to hide when I start to write because all it does is make me
write pale imitations. This book I threw across the room in college, because I had drunk so much tequila
I was about to be sick, only I didn't know it, so I searched my shelves for a book that had nothing
but kindness and purity in it, thinking it would make me feel better. That's when I discovered
the author was snotty about almost everything and everybody; the book seemed full of the world's
ugliness; I had never noticed this before. Whack! It hit the wall. Then I threw up, felt
better, masking-taped it, put it back on the shelf. But my Complete Novels of Jane Austen's
spine is, to this day, split and I've never replaced it with an undamaged copy. This book makes
the mistake of trying to describe orgasms. This book is the girl on the Wildwood boardwalk at night, the day's white tan-lines
making a Y coming up along her spine from her tank top, walking beside the boy who's trying to
get up the courage to put his hand on her bare arm skin, the last pier's gondolas strung from their
wires like beads on a chain, the rollercoasters' cargoes hurling shrieks and shrieks across the
sky, boardwalk workers calling, crying choice, choice, choice, guys, your choice of
a prize! and her body's wild. And she doesn't know it yet. I think the phrase "and she doesn't know it yet" probably
comes from an Albert Goldbarth poem — but I can't remember which one, as he wrote all
of these books. This book was written in 1933 and contains the line "Sao Paulo's nascent capitalism
turns its feudal and hairy belly up." Also: "In the great social penitentiary the looms rise and
march noisily." And: "In the salons of the rich, lackey poets declaim: — How lovely is thy
loom!" And: "The bourgeoisie plan mediocre romances." This book has the courage of its own sentimentality. In
this book, all orgasms experienced by characters, though not described, are simultaneous, multiple
and mind-blowing, especially when the sex is preceded by spanking or coercion. This book mostly
feeds on carrion. This book was mocked, then revered, and now, I hear, has begun to be mocked again. This book is interactive.
When the visiting author showed how it worked, one of the students whispered "you can't
be serious" and walked out. He got an A. This book has mice, it has moths, it has ants, it has rats, but no roaches, it
has no cockroaches at all. This book is a cheap-furniture catalogue, and I want this, and I
want this, and I want this, and I want this, and... This book does it fast, then lies in the
light shining in the window. I like the author of this book better than the book itself; this other book I
like much better than its author. This book needed a better art-director. This book looks back at you, smirking, like
Cranach's Venus: skinny, barefoot, potbellied, polished, undressed down to snood, hat (ridiculous
hat for a goddess), and a faint feathering of pubic hair under a diaphanous veil. This book
is in on it. My husband won't know that I spilled coffee on this book (right where Siegfried Sassoon
helps Wilfred Owen with a line about cattle, in the mental hospital where they meet during the
war) unless he rereads it. Luckily he hardly ever re-reads anything written in the 20th century. If
I quote this book to my father, we get in a fight. This book I sent to my grandmother, who won't read it, as she's lost
her mind. This book starts slow, then lights up all at once like an alarm system set off by
a careless jewel heist. This book wears short skirts, likes to flip them up and show its panties. In this book all mentions
of blue foreshadow death. I tried to read this book, but never succeeded until I got a better translation. Face it,
this book is full of shit. It is. This is the book my husband reads when he is sick. Speaking of jewels, this book is
wrong. In the fairy tale, it wasn’t one girl who spat jewels when she talked while the other
spat toads. There was only one girl and what came out of her mouth was an iguana, and its lewd
toes were spangled with emeralds. I wish I wrote this book. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Virgil Suárez:
This book learned to speak Spanish in a Berlitz crash-course. This book went down to Havana to find a young Jinetera to
speak in the language of love to. This book has consumed too many Cuba Libres. Dizzy, this book staggers down El Malecon,
empty handed, but looking out for Yankee Imperialists. The poet of this book yearns to meet
Fidel and re-enact the scene from The God Father where Diniro jams a knife into
the belly of his nemesis. The poet of this book is an 80 year old woman who never left her native
island, who wrote sonnets to her garden, who never ventured beyond the gates of her property. Her
name is Dona Inez. Remember the book. Remember the poet.
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Barbara Hamby:
This book has every gorgeous word in the English language, including Abyssinian, bebop,
catatonic, deluxe, elephantiasis, foxglove, glossolalia, haruspex, incunabula, jaundice, kidnap,
Liliuokalani, mezzo-soprano, necromancy, oops, phlox, quim, ranunculus, succubus, toxophilite,
Uccello, vainglorious, woo, Xanadu, yummy, zinnia. This book is a map of Paris, including the
location of the store where I bought a pair of shoes designed in an otherwise unknown collaboration
between Mother Teresa and the Marquis de Sade. This book is a bible of self-loathing, beginning
with ah, me and ending with zut alors. This book is feeling sorry for itself. This
book has never been checked out of the library, and, you know what, that's the way he likes it,
goddamnit. Who needs a reader anyway, sniveling antisocial misfits? This book contains all the
names of your favorite diseases, including apoplexy, beriberi, catarrh, dadaism, ennui, fistula,
glomerulonephritis, Hegelianism, intumescence, joviality, knuckleheadedness, laziness, metromania,
necrophilia, otohemineurasthenia, poise, quixotism, rabidity, self-immolation, tularemia, uxoriousness,
vapidity, wantonness, xerophthalmia, yellow-jacket stings, zoomania. This library is sick of
all the typomaniacs out there. Stop! There is enough drivel in the world. Write one good book instead
of 1,700 of bad ones. This library will never be full. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
David Kirby:
This is the Book of Twos: twins, Tuesday, snake eyes, two-timing, two's company but three's
a crowd. This is the Book of Threes: third rail, Third Man, Three Stooges, Holy Trinity, two's
company but three's a crowd. This is the guide to the Museum of Improbable Architecture. This is the hymnal of the Church
of Terrifying Mathematics. It's the textbook currently in use at the Institute for Reverse Evolution. Faithless Lover's
Kiss, Guilty Kiss, Kiss in Which the Kisser is Keeping One Eye on Himself in the Mirror: these
are just a few of the many ways to kiss covered in this book, which is called Sinners in the Hands
of an Angry God. This book is actually a soup ladle that is going to serve you the best soups ever
made. This book is actually a little red sports car that is going to drive you over a cliff. On
the way down, you'll discover you have pages and a table of contents and an index and an annotated
bibliography. You'll have two covers, one for good weather and one for bad. You'll have
a spine. You'll live forever. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Laure-Anne Bosselaar:
This book was censured once, but survived — see? This book of poems was carved in the bricks of a Turkish jail
cell. This one — Illuminations — was on the Catholic Index of Banned Books: it
changed my life when I was fourteen and still fills me with light. This is copy number twenty-one of a book I keep lending
or giving away. This Feminist book made me join the Men's Movement. This book was written by a French airplane pilot.
I have read it each year for the past fifty-three years. This is a book of poetry: the cover
says so. But something went awry at the printer's: it's full of air. This is a book of vast
and beautiful poetry. Adolf Hitler loved: it terrifies me to have something in common with him. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
James Richardson:
This book, like a window, is kept closed all winter, This one, to clear the air, I open. And here's the section
of obsolete references, waiting to be mistakes we can learn from. This folio's loved for its
cliff-like heights, its skies, the breeze of its huge pages. I wonder how many others are reading
it, are looking at the moon. Is that what the pale luminescence is, their gazes faintly on it? This
book is Wallace Stevens reading himself. "For what, except for you, do I feel love. / Do I press
the extremest book of the wisest man / Close to me, hidden in day and night?" Here (I never
could read it) is one of the darkest books: the things you were afraid to tell me. "Nor would
I be a poet," Dickinson says in this book. Reading is better, she says — or is it loving?
— "Enamored—impotent—content." How freeing she finds it, this "license to revere." (They
meet in the book of my head, do Emily and Wallace. They're reading each other, she's saying that
to him). Here is a book about "books about books." And this is a sentence about it, beginning
and ending in white. And here's the "extremest book of the wisest man." (I press it close to me, hidden
in day and night). I won't say who the author is, since that keeps changing. (On page 35 of
this book, I gazed out into the falling snow, forever, which is the ending the poet intended, though
it's exactly in the middle). But look at these books, slim, inconsequential: Batting Averages of the Queens
of England, Sweet Fish Drinks You Can Blend Yourself, and, slimmest of all, Self-Help
for the Perfect. No one has ever taken them out of the library. Here are Hardy and Frost
and Keats, Lucretius and Lear: books I read all the time without ever opening them. And
here are my own books, slimmer than any. The one about a dirt path up a hill, its strange expectancy
(maybe it was leading to a lake — I never got there). The one about light on the white sill,
river-wavery, our long first year. The one about trillions of starlings whirling and finally settling, if
you could wait that long, like ashes again. Has anyone ever taken them out? Don't look. This
book cracks faintly when you open it up, as I do, standing or sitting. This book, like most books, is for people younger
than I, but long ago I understood it and I like to think I still do. It changed my life, but, since I
can't remember not having read it, I can't be sure exactly how. And this book I love beyond telling but never recommend.
Maybe I'm a little protective of it, or embarrassed. Maybe it's not so great, but we are great
together. Maybe I don't really read the words that other people find so ordinary (too bad for them).
Maybe I just look through them like a window, or maybe the book reads me, but I know, I just know, that
it's trying to say everything that matters. This bug eye dig-tatered to Voice Recognition Software that knows exactly what
I'm saying. Id's fool of homo-nymphs. And here's the extremest book of a different wisest man. This one's been dead for
centuries, but somehow he keeps writing. Every morning, I find a line, a passage, a whole volume
I'm sure wasn't there yesterday. And here, containing all of the above, plus ravishing autumns, vertigo and
smoke, nearly prophetic authority tempered with a wistful whimsy recognizable as mine, is my favorite.
Of course, it's the book that the book I'm writing now will turn out not to be. And this is
the book most like that impossible book. It's like my child. It pleases me to imagine I could have
written it, though it is much better for having written itself. And this is the book that will
tell you everything the other books forgot to, all the secrets of your existence, each practical
tip, everything you'll ever know, but reading it takes exactly as long as your life. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Margot Schilpp:
This book I lent to a student, who kept it four years before finally, and by then, anonymously,
slipping it back into my mailbox. This book I bought miles away from home so that no one I know would witness its
purchase. This book misspells Hopkins' name as "Manly." This book describes the labia of the howler monkey. This
book contains a baggie full of hair. This book serenaded a wound. Near the inscription, this book has a little crooked
star penned by my friend, Albert. This book, entitled Gone, But Not Forgotten, is a place
to store canceled checks. This book is infested with silverfish. This book is a Lead Pipe
in the Observatory with Colonel Mustard. In the right light, this book exhibits my fingerprints raised in SuperGlue, from
when I couldn't wait to get back to it after fixing a lamp. This book insulted me, and this one, I took too personally. This
book contains an errata sheet informing me that what I thought was a clever line in a poem
was not only a mistake, but that the author's intent was, instead, to be boring. When I was
a child, I pretended to be able to read this book, and I'd convinced my mother I could read
— when she turned the pages, I'd recite "My name is Nicholas" (turning page), "I live in
a hollow tree." It took her a while to realize I simply had a good memory. This book I used
to cure a ganglion. Pepsi-Cola, Episcopal — this book pointed out that these words consist
of the same letters. This book reminded me of new ways I never move my body. This book made me succumb to temptation. This
book I'm lending to you. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Nick Carbo:
This book was placed in an abecedarian graveyard where the bones of failed poets cracked
whenever the wind turned a page. This book has stood on the corner of Aguinaldo Avenue and Magsaysay Boulevard in
Manila. This book is the ancient cousin of the Pantoum. This book declared Martial Law and proclaimed Pablo Neruda's
shoes as the nation's official symbol. This book eats vine-ripe tomatoes from Marianne Moore's
imaginary garden. This book was taken from Lope de Vega's book shelf in 1671, sold to Amadis de
Gaula for 310 escudos in 1723, crossed the Atlantic ocean in 1768 for El Puerto de San Agustin
in Florida, given as a gift to Sor Inez de la Fuente in the Convento de Apostoles in Mexico City
in 1811, sold to a book seller in Santa Fe, New Mexico in 1898, bought by the University of Maine
at Orono Special Collections Library in 1909. This book has meningitis. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Denise Duhamel:
When I open it, this book about butterflies looks like a butterfly. The wing-pages won't
lie flat. This book is really two homemade chapbooks by Bill Knott: Selected Poems Volume
One and Selected Poems Volume Two, their twin spines held together by a rubber band. This
chapbook is by one of my husband’s creative writing students — she put it in an empty
CD case. This book has an epigraph by Cher. This coffee table book is about famous coffee tables. Steal this Book
by Abbey Hoffman is out of date. You can't sneak on airplanes anymore since all the tickets are
computerized. This book is about how to publish your own book. This book’s scratch and sniff feature is losing
its once-potent scents. This book has wavy pages because I dropped it into a puddle a few years ago. This book is puffy
and plastic and safe for reading in the bathtub. This book about Shirley Temple has a two page spread of her face. My copy
is not lined up right so that her left nostril and left eye and the left half of
her milk tooth smile droop. This book has vocabulary words I didn’t know in fifth grade, my loopy handwriting
filling up the margins: rasping, conferring, glibsy (sic), mussed, incredulously, disheveled.... This
is what my cousin Linda Caron wrote on the blue end papers of The Haunted Bridge, Nancy’s
silhouette hunched, her magnifying glass angled to the ground: Carson Drew was a detective. His
daughter Nancy helped him solve all the mysteries. While Nancy was searching for a jeweled vanity
case, she came across many missleading (sic, but clever) clues. But with the help of
her girlfriends, George and Bess, Nancy kept searching for the case. The obvious theif (sic) Miss
Judson was innocent. Mrs. Brownell, the real theif (sic), confessed everything. The end. Maybe
she wrote that so that if she ever returned to the book years later she wouldn’t have to
reread all 220 pages. This book cost "73 cents" from the Ann&Hope Factory Outlet. This book cost £1.99. I bought
it in Wales. This book is a coloring book that I've always been afraid to ruin, so all the pages
are still black and white. This book gave me terrible dieting tips. By the time I’d finished reading it,
I gained 8 pounds. This book advised buying a blank book to write daily affirmations. This blank book is still blank. This
book helped me do my taxes. This book taught me to make pumpkin soup and oatmeal cookies. This book’s author ran
away with one of her own minor characters. This book was put into a straitjacket and relocated to another shelf. This
book is still in its shrink wrap. I can hear it gasping for breath. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
David Lehman:
This book does not exist. It was originally an adulterous love affair. Then it became a
Cold War spy novel set in Europe and the Middle East. When I wrote this book I was fifteen years old. This was my first
book, the great work book of America, where everyone held a job and the smokestacks were as beautiful
as autumn smoke. The titles of these books were filched from Dostoyevski, Rabelais, Stendhal, Homer,
Aeschylus, Dante, Cervantes, Shakespeare, Montaigne, Jonathan Swift, and Mark Twain. There are
also books with blank pages; books of titles, of handwritten notes, of notes written in different
cities. These are the books of childhood and the books of childhood forests. This book is candy of a kind they no longer
produce. This book is a dollar bill with a poem written on it in a foreign language. In this book you will find encrypted
the solution to a puzzle posed in an eccentric millionaire's will. In this book you will be
young enough to remember wishing you were older. In this book the mysteries of poetry are mountains plains mill towns prairies,
the Prime Minister makes plans in the p.m., and a papier-mache Paris Metro poster
proves more praiseworthy than putative masterpieces. Missing people? Marvelous, period. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Rachel Loden:
A Satellite Library
This is a booke of meteors, as well fiery and ayrie as watry and earthy; by W.F., Doctor in
Divinitie. This book is held together by a rubber band. This book fell on the head of a girl in Perth, who read it and
founded a new school of poetry. This book has a blurb from Thoth, the Egyptian god of scribes. This
book is about a trap door into the underworld, twelve pairs of tattered shoes, and the hapless
dozing of young men. This book has a small wormhole in the bottom margin. I'm afraid to put this book on top of that
book. They both bruise so easily. This book was made by Wang Jie on behalf of his two parents on the 13th of the
4th moon of the 9th year of Xiantong. This book contains certain grievances. My secret name for this book: "Mam'selle
Fifi." This book smells like a hot night in a French prison and the groin of a voluptuary. This
book was drafted over a long, tempestuous weekend, in crayon. This is the book not found in her effects, the book not written. This
useful book maps out the hall of looking-glasses, the ogress and the tub of toads. This pretie
one: faint soiling to the vellum. The original gold silk ties. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Bruce A. Jacobs:
This is the book that roared through my childhood bedroom on the back of an Indian elephant. This
is the book that lit the tent beneath my blankets like a blue-tinted tunnel to freedom. This
is the book that I unsnapped for help, at age 14, after cute Glenda dared me to guess her bra size. This
is a book providing illuminated instructions for heating one's life with the summer sun. This
is a book about moving slowly. It contains one word. This is the book of right answers. This is the book of antidotes
to right answers. This is the book that thawed the universe, allowing me to move in water. This is the book that hunted
and retrieved the lost air in a dead man's saxophone. This is a book reputed to contain more
than six hundred repetitions of the word "motherfucker." I didn't count. This is a book that
claims to be a book about trout fishing. It is actually a book about trout fishing. This is
the book that John Wayne read. This is the other book that John Wayne owned. He didn't read it. This is a book about
North American mammals, from which I would sometimes read aloud in bed to my mistress. Before we
were discovered, she took to softly referring to me as "male mammal." This is a book that explains
why a sob equals a teardrop multiplied by the speed of light squared. This is the book that
taught white people how it feels to be wrong. This is the book that taught black people how it feels to be right. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Christina Davis:
The Library
This book has been left too long, a crying no one has picked up for hours.
Its words are not talk, but more like song is talk gone too far, and replyless.
I would like to hold this book a little longer, the crying in which we are intended.
Happiness has no heroine.
The words are weightless as carrying a mad man across the mind. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Jeffrey Levine:
This book is by an artist who knew that one eye sees, the other feels. This book reminded me what Browning's
Bishop owed to King Solomon. This book glories in the source of all my earthly wealth, such as it is, and
mourns its mounting loss, such as it was. This book is a single poem, with space to breathe, a clouded hand and a solitary
squall. My friend said thirty years ago that I would never read a better one, so I have been
saving this book for the time when I can no longer get out of bed. This book of poems, all in
Spanish, I bought with devalued Sucres one morning in Quito. It is filled with aching woodcuts
I almost understand. This book was made into a bad movie, and is even worse than that. This book is by a classical philologist
who can make that phrase sound like poetry, and poetry sound like anything else. This book is
by a man who argues with his Mexican father, and still loves everything that ripens. This book
is the keys to; it taught me a way a lone a last a loved a long the. It sang Lps. Listen. The river's
song. End here, it knew. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Dorianne Laux:
This book exploded in my hands like a star, cured me of hubris, burrowed through my body
like a worm, took my heart down into the mines. This book taught me about the universe, black holes and sun bursts, the
infinite, ordered beauty of chaos, opened my mind into the void and sent the earth spinning
through it. This book made branches, waves and spirals, spheres and meanders, one hundred and
twenty degree angles in my brain. This book rang me like a bell. This book devoured me whole. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Angelo Verga:
This book elbows its way onto my shelf, the scale I use to measure myself shoving
Whitman & Virgil apart
This jagged tome is my un-paginated soul Impossible to replicate, unique as yours Not downloadable off a web site
I bend the slight spine, which I despise I flutter its pages, each a feather on a cod which cannot fly This book
will be licked by salt and time Barbaric, yet civilized, this disaster is mine [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Judith Taylor:
Collected Works of Lord Byron. Long ago a silly young virgin prayed that the author
of this work would come back from the Beyond and seduce her. Not getting it that one of his mistresses
saying he was "mad, bad, and dangerous to know" was not a good recommendation for any boyfriend,
dead or alive. The Tulip: The Story of a Flower That Has Made Men Mad. Looks interesting wish
I could read it right now yoga first tulips wilting get new purple ones traded like stocks in 17th
century must find out more later Daniel Deronda: Albert's reading a couple of pages every night: don't spoil it
for him by telling him what happens! V.Woolf thought this author was the only grown-up Victorian
novelist. Accordingly, the book has a sober ending. Truthfully, all I remember is the tone. The
actual ending? That's hazy. Very, very hazy. Siddhartha. Remember sleeping with that
boy in college because he loved a book as much as you did? Splendid Slippers: A Thousand
Years of an Erotic Tradition. Photographs of tiny exquisitely embroidered slippers worn by
Chinese women from the tenth to the end of the twentieth century. The woman's broken foot with its
cave-like arch was used by the man for his sexual pleasure. She always wore a thin white stocking
over this oriface; her lover never saw the foot. Maverick Guide to Morocco. Oh restless cowardly one, will you pick
yourself up already and go somewhere remote and alluring? Instead you sit in your big
fat chair reading. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
James Reiss:
This book caused Bill Gates to donate a bazillion bucks to the Academy of American Pot Growers. This book is
a hook. This book has been missing from its mistress' library of cat catalogues. This book flounced out of the Biblioteca
Dantesca and cried, "Menagia la miseria!" This book kicked Hitler in his shriveled
nazis. This book made melancholy Abe Lincoln smile and show his incisors. This book is not Don Selby nor was meant to
be. Silly reader, did you think this book could describe the smell of a pine grove in summer
or teach a seedling to read?
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Laura Kasischke:
Untitled
This is the book that made me immortal, the book that foretold my death. The same book, I read it once: I was born
with this book in my hands. This is the book that taught me to read. The hands of my mother have touched it. And
nothing more can be asked of this book. May the author of this book rest. Of this book, not a thing was ever expected,
and yet it has been the source of all my terrors and my desperate pleasures. Not a story left. Not a page unread. Not
a word. Not a breath. Surely the work of this particular book is done. Still, in the silence a small voice says,
Mama one more book. Oh. I believed that this was my book, but this is the book of my son. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Peter Makuck:
The Book
It's the book that used to be young and fresh with ink, excited me with its musky scent, gazed
into my dilated eyes. It's the book my college roommate hated, he said, because fuckin Paco loved it,
Señor Wireglasses down the fuckin hall — fuckin bookworm spic, that fuck. It's the book
that makes you weep for the deaths of your parents. It's the book your colleague calls a text — paper, glue, and
ink, a swarm of symbols for certain sounds. This is a book of Nabokov's poems, a signed first
edition, and leans against others that are signed: Faulkner, Stafford, Kizer, Hugo, Matthews, Carver,
Carruth. But this is really about the junkie who stole my VCR — poor bastard, if he'd only
known what to look for. It's a book in the making, about a people-eating pool table; its balls clack
together and lightning shoots from all six pockets; it begs to be a best-seller, then a film; it
squats in the adolescent dark dreaming of actors, impatiently waiting for Stephen King to start
typing. It's that silly book about skin trade in Thailand, a Marxist brainfart posing as insight,
flabby as the person who wrote it. See how it eats during a name-dropping monologue, spraying you
with cheese dip and crackers, then flosses yellowish teeth with a long strand of its own gray hair. After
only one drink, this book put its hand on my crotch. It's the Collected Love Poems of O. J. Simpson. Hey, just kidding! It's
a new book of weak poems by a well-known anthologist, someone who makes Norman Mailer seem humble.
Watch the poets rushing to praise it. It's a man-hating book by a black-widow poet. How glamorous the dust-jacket photo,
after hours of air brushing. How easily it shreds, fits in an envelope, and arrives at her door. This
is the only book my father ever read, during a long hospital stay. Years later, I overheard him
ask a cellist at a reception, if she had ever read The Brothers Karamazov, and did she like
the part where precocious boy tricks a peasant into running over his goose with his own cart? This
is one of the books they still burn in West Virginia; this other they don't, but should. This
book, once banned, now seems tame, could barely stir an impure thought — a shame . . . . [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Charles Harper Webb:
This book was the author's ticket out, but the train ran over him. This book contains every disease and syndrome known
to modern medicine. You could get a hernia picking it up. This book explains all recognized
mental disorders. I've never opened it. What do you think — I'm crazy? This book taught
me krav maga, the official self defense of the Israeli military. Now I can say "got my ass kicked"
in Hebrew. I stole this dirty book from Oak Forest Pharmacy in 7th grade. I feared jail less
than the checkout lady's eyes. I was reading this book in the jacuzzi when I met my ex. Its pages have hardened
into waves. I finished this tome in the bathroom. I call that efficiency. This book made me a man. This one made
me a hermaphrodite. You know that story about the old woman who told a famous physicist — Stephen
Hawking, let's say — that the world rests on a tortoise's back? Asked what that tortoise
rested on, she replied, "It's turtles all the way down." Those turtles are like this book. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Ron Koertge:
Of course there is the Book of All I Don't Know (will you look at the size of that mother!), the Book of the
Cowlick with its tender margins, the Book of the Various, with pages almost the same, the Book of What Is Mucho
Très Apropos (last checked out in 1973). But the one that I return to, the one that never fails to move me is this
baby — the Book of Lipstick Badly Yet Ernestly Applied. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Douglas Goetsch:
This book told me how to prevent myself from going nearsighted. This book has a swastika doodled on the inside cover
by a schoolboy in the 1920s. This book I accidentally stole from a store on Bleecker Street.
I was halfway down the block when I realized, and kept going. I have three copies of this book,
and won't part with any of them. This book of Freud lectures had a smell I couldn't place. I brought it to my face
as I watched girls in mini-skirts waft in and out of the college library. This is the book my father was reading the month
before he left my mother. He marked the important places with four stars in the margin. I shelve
this book spine first, not wanting others to see it. This book convinces me of my innocence. I keep needing to reread it. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Bob Hicok:
This seven pound book is the equivalent of a Cadillac with fins. This book is Manhattan in '46. Streetlights wear fedoras,
maples drink scotch and the Empire State Building looks up the skirt of the night and
says the moon belongs to America. This book explains gas and ovens and the procedural means of eradicating a
people and still not one page makes sense. My 1963 World Book Encyclopedia tells me marijuana leads inevitably to heroin
addiction. I read it to remember unlocked doors and tabletop crewcuts, the smell of Luckys when
they were health food. This book about the earth has a back ache from the pen marking my place. It's
by John McPhee, who wrote another book about oranges. I stopped where the Rockys were born and
can't wait to see how the story comes out. Right here it says light can move faster than light. If this means time could turn
and skate the other way, puberty might visit my skin and crotch once more. I'll burn this book
before I turn fifteen again. One of the joys of bookshelves is making Nietzsche sleep beside Thessalonians
and Zechariah. I'm thinking of a book by the poet with the Frigidaire brain. Goldfinch, Goldblatt.
Something like that. Everything ever written lives in his head. Goldputty, Goltooth. I've seen
people get whiplash from his poems. Goldbrew, Goldfart. Whatever. A name's something for the tombstone to
say instead of NEXT. It's the hurricane in his mouth we're lucky he lets out. To describe loneliness
he wrote of a con licking the sweat of a visitor's hands from the bars of his cell. That alone is
a book, is art. If you must kill centipedes, The History of Arthropods is the ironical tome
for you. The best book explains the glow in the oaks from house and moon as I walk alone, tells
me what animal the light becomes and why my body's more faithful to my soul at night, not in words
I've ever tasted and not with language at all, it knows the sounds beyond our tongues
are why we write and that just one book matters, it's the one that can't exist and the only book
I love. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Matthea Harvey:
This book I could be friends with if it would just shut up. This book is a little peru. This book contains pictures
of Sasha running through the city in a suit of light. This book couldn’t teach me how
to clean my pony. I found this book in a quiet place. This is the book I caught my robot reading. The grey-bodied,
white-winged books are the ones to watch for. Tiny Tolstoy dreamt of postponing bedtime by making his mother read a much bigger
book. This is that book. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.]
Kim Addonizio:
This book was written by me and contains one ex-husband, several ex-lovers, and enough alcohol
to drown an average-sized intellectual. This book was written by an ex-lover and presents me
as a character who is sadistically dismembered by a serial killer in a cheap apartment,
spaghetti stains on my sleeves, a failed poem in the typewriter. This book was written by a
stranger; bought second-hand, it contains crazed pencilled marginalia by another stranger, with
whom I have begun to feel increasingly intimate. [Go to top of "Library" additions.] [Back to news & reviews page.] |
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